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Friday Night’s Caption Contest

It’s Friday night again and time for another “caption this” contest. Tonight is a photograph of President Obama with a school teacher and some kids. It’s been a tough week for POTUS, what with algae being the salvation of our energy crisis and having to apologize to President Karzai for something, not sure what, but something. Tonight’s winner will receive a $100 gift card to King Soopers. Groceries are getting higher and higher, so here’s a chance for the Michael Brown Show to spread the wealth a little, all in keeping with the President’s mantra we all pay our fair share.

May the best – or worst – caption win!

UPDATE: CONGRATULATIONS to Stu Stone “Hindered without his teleprompter during an impromptu game of hide-n-seek, president Obama counts to ten with the help of a teacher, as children scramble.”

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39 Responses to “Friday Night’s Caption Contest”

  1. Nick Adlon #

    hey dude, use those dumbo ears of yours and listen, I do NOT want to grow paying for your idea of social justice.

    February 24, 2012 at 7:03 pm
  2. Franklin Integrity #

    You work where ? Ok, If you vote for me I am sure that I can get you a bigger bailout than all the others,,,COMBINED !!! I PROMISE ! Have you ever known a DemocRAT to lie ?

    February 24, 2012 at 7:06 pm
  3. Sue #

    It’s a hilarious experience getting a power hand shake from the woman who knows what you are up to….

    February 24, 2012 at 7:11 pm
  4. Russell #

    I just spent “that one’s” future social security benefits, and he has no idea!

    February 24, 2012 at 7:15 pm
  5. Karen Packard #

    “these kids look worried-good thing they can’t possibly know what I’m really up to.

    February 24, 2012 at 7:21 pm
  6. Tom #

    Don’t worry about your excessive retirement contract … I’ve included a few “ear marks” in my budget! Excuse me Mr President what about my field trip to the museum of Natural History or Planetarium?

    February 24, 2012 at 7:21 pm
  7. Randy Penn #

    Obama capitalizes on “pull-my-finger” routine

    February 24, 2012 at 7:25 pm
  8. Lee Heathershaw #

    Yeah … Hee, hee, hee, I told Karzai we were sorry.

    February 24, 2012 at 7:27 pm
  9. Lee Heathershaw #

    Yeah… Hee, hee, hee, I told Karzai we were sorry!

    February 24, 2012 at 7:33 pm
  10. Paula #

    Ohmygosh! How about the girl in North Carolina who was given chicken nuggets instead of her turkey sandwich, apple juice, potato chips and banana?!?!? Bwahahah! We’ve got ‘em where we want ‘em, huh?

    February 24, 2012 at 7:34 pm
  11. Morgan Neslund #

    “Open your mouth, and close your eyes, and you will get a BIG surprise!” Kids: “No!!! Don’t do it! It’s a trick…he’s reaching his hand into your wallet!!!”

    February 24, 2012 at 7:35 pm
    • Andy #

      When our birth control policy kicks in, you’ll never have to worry about class size or kids like that little brat behind you again!

      February 24, 2012 at 8:41 pm
  12. After deploying the joy buzzer on the President,she was tackled,wrestled to the ground and led away in handcuffs by the Secret Service.

    February 24, 2012 at 7:36 pm
  13. Mark #

    “Ouch, Santorum was right. You Catholics DO have a firm handshake! And please tell the little boy to my left to stop giving me the bird.”

    February 24, 2012 at 7:36 pm
  14. Barb B. #

    “Your students don’t have a clue that I’m taking away their future! Ha Ha!”

    February 24, 2012 at 7:37 pm
  15. Janice Herron #

    When I lose the 2012 election, I am going to do commercials for Crest White Strips.

    February 24, 2012 at 7:50 pm
  16. Fred Pulscher #

    Is’nt this neat-o. Joe Biden is lost in the woods. Can we leave now and how would you like to be Vice President?

    February 24, 2012 at 8:02 pm
  17. PrintSmith #

    What do you think of my Mick Jagger impression?

    February 24, 2012 at 8:07 pm
  18. DB Hedrick #

    Obama – “hi, hi, hi vote for me, hi, hi hi” – (sorry no teleprompter)

    Teacher/Math Teacher – with gas going to $5.00/gal, I can’t keep paying my union dues.

    Obama – Don’t worry – the rich will pay for that (unless I get voted-out in November)

    Kid in Background – “I can’t keep from snapping my fingers to the tune of na-na-na, hey-hey-hey….

    February 24, 2012 at 8:25 pm
  19. Tom S. #

    Tell your kids not to dump the Gatorade cooler on me.

    February 24, 2012 at 8:30 pm
  20. Tom S. #

    What do you mean the rabbit died?
    I thought you were on my free birth control.

    February 24, 2012 at 8:36 pm
  21. Josh S. #

    When you’re Obama, and all you can see is wonderful, sugar-coated, sunshine-filled “hope and change” everywhere you look, each day is a good day. A very good day.

    February 24, 2012 at 8:39 pm
  22. Steve Prentice #

    Caption Contest:

    Now, be politically correct! NATURAL GAS, not BRAIN FART !!!

    February 24, 2012 at 8:40 pm
  23. Tom S. #

    Drones my a$$, Tell your pigeons to quit dive bombing me.

    Don’t they know who I am? …Oh, they do?

    February 24, 2012 at 8:42 pm
  24. Tom S. #

    Trust me, Michelle and the girls are in Aspen until Tuesday.

    February 24, 2012 at 8:44 pm
  25. lance #

    I think I just sharted

    February 24, 2012 at 8:45 pm
  26. Mark #

    Oh the joy I feel when I convince youngsters that government is their best friend!

    February 24, 2012 at 8:45 pm
  27. P.B. Brent #

    “Oh no, no, no, Ms. Lewinsky, ha-ha-ha-ha-ha… that is not bird crap on my right shoulder!”

    February 24, 2012 at 8:48 pm
  28. Dave (DOC!) Rugenstein #

    “WHAT BIRTH CERTIFIACATE? I’M the government, and I’m here to help you!”

    February 24, 2012 at 8:58 pm
  29. Bret #

    Spritely pickpocket targets glad-handing moron.

    February 24, 2012 at 9:00 pm
  30. Paul #

    Isn’t it great spending someone else’s money

    February 24, 2012 at 9:14 pm
  31. Danimal #

    tee hee hee being president makes me giggle like a little school girl. (unfortunately a little school girl would do a heck of a better job)

    February 24, 2012 at 9:15 pm
  32. Elmer Maloney #

    I know I said that I would be here for five more years,but hold off on the gator-aid for now.

    February 24, 2012 at 9:21 pm
  33. Curous George goes to school to learn AMERICAN history!!!!!!!! (If you look at the smile and ears can you honestly tell me I’m wrong?)

    February 24, 2012 at 9:25 pm
  34. (Friday Night Caption Contest)

    “Somehow, these children believe they have the right to go to Hawaii…and Aspen”

    February 24, 2012 at 9:30 pm
  35. Ann #

    Hey Moron, quit flirting with my teacher! Don’t you know when to come in out of the rain? ??

    February 24, 2012 at 9:31 pm
  36. I think I have a chink in my underwear!!!!!!!!!!!!

    February 24, 2012 at 9:35 pm

    How do you like my Godfrey Cambridge imitation?

    February 24, 2012 at 9:52 pm
  38. Nathanial Plahn #

    Man! Your kids are soo screwed!

    February 24, 2012 at 11:40 pm