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Friday Night’s Caption This Contest

It’s Friday Night In The Big Town on the Michael Brown Show. That means another Caption This contest. Just to show that I’m bipartisan when it comes to this contest, tonight’s photo features Senator John McCain and Governor Mitt Romney. Your best caption wins a pair of tickets to the Bronco’s playoff game with the Pittsburgh Pirates this Sunday. So have fun, give us your best shot, and may the best caption win! We’ll announce the winner at 9:36 p.m. and you must call Dominic at 303-713-8158 before 10:00 p.m. to claim the tickets. WooHoo!

Leave your best caption as a comment and may the best most smart aleck caption win. Enjoy the football game Sunday!

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65 Responses to “Friday Night’s Caption This Contest”

  1. Harry Baldwin #

    McCain is thinking “WTF”

    January 6, 2012 at 7:15 pm
  2. All Lim #

    Bubble on Mc Cain says: I can’t believe I’m forced to endorse this dolt and he has actually has a chance to WIN!!!

    January 6, 2012 at 7:16 pm
  3. John Rolston #

    Damn! This guy thinks just like me! He’ll be elected in a landslide! Oh, wait…

    January 6, 2012 at 7:18 pm
  4. Dan S. #

    “You’re STILL DANGEROUS! But you can be my wingman anytime, Iceman.”

    January 6, 2012 at 7:18 pm
  5. Bart Cross #

    When reality impinges on proper politics.

    January 6, 2012 at 7:19 pm
  6. Donna Jodoin #

    I want my…I want my…I want my endorsee
    It should have..it should have…it should have been me!

    January 6, 2012 at 7:23 pm
  7. Jim #

    McCain: I duno why he won’t let me be VP

    January 6, 2012 at 7:23 pm
  8. Sarah K. #

    Oooohhhh, He one upped me! I hope no one sees my angry face.

    January 6, 2012 at 7:24 pm
  9. Adam M. #

    Did I really endorse this guy?

    January 6, 2012 at 7:35 pm
  10. Joe O. #

    Romney looks like he’s had more margaritas than Michael Brown has had tonight!

    January 6, 2012 at 7:38 pm
  11. Shawna Kruse #

    I warned you, Mitt–You sound to much like me

    January 6, 2012 at 7:39 pm
  12. Charles Judd #

    1. No Mitt, that’s not the way it works, I tried that.

    2. OK, but with my endorsement, you’ll have the same trainwreck.

    January 6, 2012 at 7:40 pm
  13. Rhoda Friend #

    “Look at that hair. . .It’s just not fair!”

    January 6, 2012 at 7:44 pm
  14. Adam M. #

    Mr. Perfect…If he “Tebows” I’m gonna punch him.

    January 6, 2012 at 7:44 pm
  15. Bryce J. #

    The fool doesn’t realize my endorsement is the kiss of death…. Which is probably why he was the only one to let me endorse them.

    January 6, 2012 at 7:45 pm
  16. Sean Kennedy #

    McCain: ‘All the America the Beautiful references are quite flattering, but do I really have to attend a Church Of Latter Day Saint’s service with him this Sunday? I really wanted to watch the Broncos beat the Steelers…’

    January 6, 2012 at 7:50 pm
  17. Jim Quadracci #

    And now I yield to the honorable mayor of Munchkin Land….

    January 6, 2012 at 7:50 pm
  18. Katie in Denver #

    I’m seeing red, Mitt. Red, I tell ya! Got any more of that Johnny Walker?

    January 6, 2012 at 7:51 pm
  19. Katie in Denver #

    “For God’s sakes, Mitt. Call a timeout. The clock has almost expired.”

    January 6, 2012 at 7:54 pm
  20. Melva Pyles #

    “He didn’t even ask me to pull his finger………”

    January 6, 2012 at 7:54 pm
  21. Li L. #

    GREAT BEFORE and AFTER photo.

    BEFORE serving in the white house on right.

    AFTER serving in the white house on the left.

    January 6, 2012 at 7:56 pm
  22. Hey,Mitt–”Let’s start Tebowing to a conservative victory!”

    January 6, 2012 at 7:57 pm
  23. Bryce J. #

    I think he waffles more and better then I do! You…

    January 6, 2012 at 7:58 pm
  24. Katie in Denver #

    “For Christ’s sake, Mitt. Call a timeout. Oh, wait. Wrong guy.”

    January 6, 2012 at 8:01 pm
  25. Jon Nelson #

    Scratch & Sniff Photo: Baloney and Waffles.

    January 6, 2012 at 8:04 pm
  26. Steven Bugg #

    The GOP is really reaching out for the youth vote this year. It began when they created a twitter account. Now they have scrapped the traditional debate format and replaced it with Grand Ole Rap Battles.

    January 6, 2012 at 8:04 pm
  27. I just heard that Sarah Palin is entering the race forpresident and that she has asked Newt Gingrick to be her running mate. Their campain slogan is going to be cute and Newt.

    January 6, 2012 at 8:07 pm
  28. That’s right…keep talking, but remember…don’t let ‘em look behind the curtain. That’s what got me back in OZ! (Dang that Toto!!!)

    January 6, 2012 at 8:08 pm
  29. Cody Johnson #

    McCain- “If only I had a magnificent head of hair like that manly Mitt man.”

    January 6, 2012 at 8:12 pm
  30. Bryan A #

    Now that I’ve endorsed him, he had better not upstage me like Sarah!

    January 6, 2012 at 8:18 pm
  31. Tim S #

    “Wrap it up, I have to squeeze one off”

    January 6, 2012 at 8:18 pm
  32. Bryan A #

    The evil genius thinks to himself (to say politician is redundant): First I endorse him for president, then he nominates me as VP, and when we get into the White House, we go for a little “bird” hunting, wha ha ha ha :D

    January 6, 2012 at 8:19 pm
  33. I’m smart enough
    I’m good enough
    and darnet people like me.

    January 6, 2012 at 8:26 pm
  34. Andy Duggan #

    Here’s a tip…..put a little thought into your choice of running mate.

    January 6, 2012 at 8:29 pm
  35. Charleen Dowdell #

    The republicans used to like me best. Or was it Sarah they liked. Nobody likes me anymore.

    Time out here…I never said I wanted to be his friend!

    January 6, 2012 at 8:30 pm
  36. Phil Parker #

    “Man, I said the same things four years ago. So how come it’s working this time? Must be the hair.”

    January 6, 2012 at 8:33 pm
  37. Charleen Dowdell #

    Why won’t Tebow talk to me?

    Hey did you get Tebow on the phone yet?

    January 6, 2012 at 8:33 pm
  38. Charleen Dowdell #

    I think you are just a moron……no I’m a Morman!

    January 6, 2012 at 8:35 pm
  39. Ed Avery #

    Keep talking, I’ll stick my Texas boot right up you Mass beltway.

    January 6, 2012 at 8:36 pm
  40. Phil Miller #

    “Payback’s a bitch Mitt, I endorse you.”

    January 6, 2012 at 8:36 pm
  41. Heather maples #

    Mitts Withdrawal Speech. I hereby renounce my previous positions on abortion, gay rights and my vow to stay in the race McCain… Needs work.

    January 6, 2012 at 8:42 pm
  42. Adam M. #

    Hey Mitt, next time I wave to you I will be sure to use all my fingers.

    January 6, 2012 at 8:45 pm
  43. PRIS S #

    Showoff! So you know the words to “America the Beautiful”, but can you belt out “I’m Sexy and I Know It” along with the ‘Wiggle Dance’ moves?

    January 6, 2012 at 8:49 pm
  44. Wyman #

    1. Yo yo yo! Will the real conservative please stand up…please stand up!?

    2. Moderate? Who are they calling moderate?! I’m totally a conservative gangsta!

    3. Thanks a million, John! I REALLY mean that. Cash or check?

    January 6, 2012 at 8:51 pm
  45. Don Holkum #

    Mitt, you just violated 17 laws from McCain-Feingold!!

    January 6, 2012 at 8:51 pm
  46. Joe Keuhlen #

    C’mon John, is that your best Patton impression?? You look more like the little general.

    January 6, 2012 at 8:51 pm
  47. meesterbig #

    “So far, so good, Mitt…… you have yet to say one unkind thing about President Obama.

    Take it from me, that’s how Presidential elections are won.”

    January 6, 2012 at 8:55 pm
  48. Rock Spencer #

    John about Mitt: I don’t remember him looking that big 4 years ago.

    January 6, 2012 at 8:58 pm
  49. Wyman #

    Hey John–I bet you I will beat Obama in a landslide victory! How about ten thousand bucks?

    January 6, 2012 at 9:00 pm
  50. Chris Willis #

    I wish this bozo would hurry up with his speech. I really need to go #2

    January 6, 2012 at 9:06 pm
  51. Tim S #

    “I bet he has silver dollar nipples”

    January 6, 2012 at 9:06 pm
  52. Wyman #

    Hey Mitt, watch and learn–this is how a true conservative republican holds his mic on stage!

    January 6, 2012 at 9:11 pm
  53. Matt #

    And he calls me a “Moderate”………

    January 6, 2012 at 9:17 pm
  54. Dave H. #

    Those blackmail photos are killing me!
    First they make me pick Sara as a running mate, now they make me endorse this RINO.

    January 6, 2012 at 9:19 pm
  55. Matt #

    Why did I pick Sarah Palin as a running mate? I should be up there…….

    January 6, 2012 at 9:20 pm
  56. Zachary Kincaid #

    “McCain Care” just wouldn’t have had the same ring!

    January 6, 2012 at 9:20 pm
  57. Zachary Kincaid #

    Boy, I could really use some DRANO right about now!

    January 6, 2012 at 9:22 pm
  58. Matt #

    I can’t believe I have to get on “Meet the Press” and explain why I am endorsing this idiot.

    January 6, 2012 at 9:25 pm
  59. Charleen Dowdell #

    Come on Mitt…a promise is a promise..I’m not leaving til you say you want me to be your VP.

    January 6, 2012 at 9:27 pm
  60. Charleen Dowdell #

    Told you your security plan sucks…I got in and you’ll never get me out!

    January 6, 2012 at 9:29 pm
  61. The Dude Abides #

    The conservative kiss of death.

    January 6, 2012 at 9:35 pm
  62. Anakin #

    Master Yoda. May the tea force be with me!

    January 6, 2012 at 9:36 pm
  63. And this idiot says I am “in the running for VP” with that fat loser Chris Christy

    January 6, 2012 at 9:37 pm
  64. Mike Brown #

    Whiskey Tango Foxtrot

    January 8, 2012 at 7:39 pm
  65. Dan B. #

    $10,000 in his pocket and he won’t even buy lunch!

    January 11, 2012 at 11:44 am