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Friday’s Caption This Contest

Here is today’s Caption This contest. I’ll be on air from 9-12 today on KOA and we’ll announce the winner at 11:45 a.m. So, either here or over on Facebook drop us your best caption for this photograph, taken at the Occupy Los Angeles camp earlier:

The winner of today’s Caption This contest receives an autographed copy of my book, Deadly Indifference.

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84 Responses to “Friday’s Caption This Contest”

  1. Steve #

    You can’t arrest me, I’m Captain of the Flying Monkeys!

    December 2, 2011 at 9:11 am
  2. Andy #

    I’m a loser baby so why don’t ya kill me! :)

    December 2, 2011 at 9:15 am
  3. kelly #

    What? This isn’t the set for road warriers 2

    December 2, 2011 at 9:21 am
  4. kelly #

    Yes you can touch my junk.

    December 2, 2011 at 9:23 am
  5. Tom Lewis #

    Don’t you hate it when you are the first one to fall asleep at a slumber party!

    December 2, 2011 at 9:27 am
  6. Kimball Barnard #

    New World Model Victor “omg” Hairyhand, last seen in LA doing push-ups. Officer please put my sunglassed back up, my parents are going to know where I am. You too can have this hair, just take tosh o’s. , advice, nan, nan, boo, boo, stick your head in doo, doo.

    Thanks KOA you all are great,
    -Kimball

    December 2, 2011 at 9:27 am
  7. Sean #

    “Police brutality did this. An hour ago, I was a beautiful princess.”

    December 2, 2011 at 9:31 am
  8. dan #

    All we want is what’s beyond Thunderdome!

    December 2, 2011 at 9:43 am
  9. NANCY #

    FROM ONE NINETY TO ANOTHER, WOULD YOU LIKE TO SUPERSIZE THAT ORDER?

    December 2, 2011 at 9:45 am
  10. Tom #

    And YES, I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night!

    December 2, 2011 at 9:46 am
  11. Michael #

    You dumb cop! Don’t you know a Lucha Libre when you see one?

    December 2, 2011 at 9:47 am
  12. Carl #

    Honestly, it was just a few margaritas. How I got here I haven’t a clue. I would have preferred a Mexican Cutie…

    December 2, 2011 at 9:49 am
  13. “No worries, my bail bondsman will be there with a check for my bailout, which came from the stimulas plan.”

    December 2, 2011 at 9:50 am
  14. Kel1000 #

    I am not a Marxist! I am a Native American looking to get my fair share from a wall street fat cat who is paying his fair share!!!!!

    December 2, 2011 at 9:50 am
  15. Greg #

    Wait!…can I treat my makeup, hair styling, and Occupy camping expenses as job-related tax deductions this year?

    December 2, 2011 at 9:50 am
  16. Paul #

    I am the 99%!

    December 2, 2011 at 9:59 am
  17. Ron Corey #

    Between gigs, a member of Lady Gaga’s stage show is arrested for frightening the anarchists.

    December 2, 2011 at 9:59 am
  18. Jon P. #

    Face it man! I’m smarter than you and I deserve everything I can get!

    December 2, 2011 at 10:03 am
  19. Jeff #

    Wait, this isn’t the KISS concert!?

    December 2, 2011 at 10:11 am
  20. David Forward #

    I’m just frustrated because nobody will offer me $100K+ job based on my individuality.

    December 2, 2011 at 10:12 am
  21. matt #

    My balls itch.

    December 2, 2011 at 10:14 am
  22. Scott #

    What! I thought this was a Kiss audition.

    December 2, 2011 at 10:14 am
  23. David D. #

    My Union boss is NOT paying me enough!! Oh well, beats work.

    December 2, 2011 at 10:15 am
  24. Steve #

    Barney Frank is behind this!

    December 2, 2011 at 10:15 am
  25. Dave Myers #

    Wow, this transformation to Darth Vader is not going as well as I thought it would!!

    December 2, 2011 at 10:18 am
  26. Dane #

    But, but officer, I didn’t burp that loud.

    December 2, 2011 at 10:19 am
  27. Tim Matya #

    “Your’re telling me Burning Man was over 3 months ago?”

    December 2, 2011 at 10:20 am
  28. Jon Lamb #

    Frank / Palosie love child found.

    December 2, 2011 at 10:22 am
  29. Frank way nick #

    Of course mom is proud of me,…..she did my hair. My other mom did my makeup.

    December 2, 2011 at 10:22 am
  30. Lynn #

    “In 20 years my kids will be so proud how I STOOD UP TO DA MAN!”

    December 2, 2011 at 10:24 am
  31. James #

    How to be a liberal in California.

    December 2, 2011 at 10:25 am
  32. Ty Moskal #

    The REAL reason why Hannibal Lecter, Lady Gaga, and the “Hamburger Helper Hand” should never, ever have a threesome.

    December 2, 2011 at 10:26 am
  33. Maverick #

    Boys and girls, If you read Brownie’s book ” Deadly Indifference” , It will help guide you from being like me.

    December 2, 2011 at 10:27 am
  34. TOM #

    WINNING!!!!

    December 2, 2011 at 10:28 am
  35. NANCY #

    THANK YOU SIR, MAY I HAVE ANOTHER!

    December 2, 2011 at 10:30 am
  36. Carl #

    I seemed to have made a wrong turn. Can you give me directions to the WWE SmackDown event. I’m scheduled for a bout and need to occupy the ring in 30 minutes.

    December 2, 2011 at 10:34 am
  37. Ty Moskal #

    You can’t treat me like this! Don’t you know who I am!? My father was Under Secretary of Homeland Security!!!

    December 2, 2011 at 10:38 am
    • Smartass!

      December 2, 2011 at 10:48 am
      • Ty Moskal #

        Sorry, Michael. But I hope it brought a w.istful smile to your face.

        December 2, 2011 at 11:05 am
  38. Mike #

    I can’t believe you’re arresting ME! I am part of the 99% and I DESERVE to be rich and I can’t even get a job delivering the LA Times!

    December 2, 2011 at 10:40 am
  39. Paul #

    I was told even I could get laid here…..what you mean I have to leave…but…

    December 2, 2011 at 10:46 am
  40. Willie #

    Sniffle, sniffle, I WANT MY MOMMIE!

    December 2, 2011 at 10:48 am
  41. Christine #

    Honestly officer I was on my way to a Raiders game!

    December 2, 2011 at 10:50 am
  42. kelly #

    Cannibalism is perfectly healthy as long as you watch your portion sizes.

    December 2, 2011 at 10:51 am
  43. matt #

    Don’t taze me, bro!

    December 2, 2011 at 10:53 am
  44. Ron Corey #

    Cops arrest Lothar the Lethal for violently protesting the discrepency between Wall St. CEO’s and doormen at S&M clubs.

    December 2, 2011 at 10:55 am
    • Ron Corey #

      Drat! That should read “discrepency in pay”.

      December 2, 2011 at 11:12 am
  45. Ken #

    “I’m too sexy for my shirt, too sexy for my shirt…too SEXY, it hurts!”

    December 2, 2011 at 10:56 am
  46. Joshua Anderson #

    The fashion police are in full swing this time of year.

    December 2, 2011 at 11:11 am
  47. Andy #

    “I don’t wanna leave thunderdome!!”

    December 2, 2011 at 11:12 am
  48. Doug #

    What are you doing? I thought I was at the Micheal Brown book signing!

    December 2, 2011 at 11:13 am
  49. Bryan #

    “You think I’ll make it out of jail in time to teach my Monday Economics 101 class?”

    December 2, 2011 at 11:14 am
  50. Seth #

    Don’t taze me bro…

    December 2, 2011 at 11:16 am
  51. ok, well maybe I only represent 98%

    December 2, 2011 at 11:16 am
  52. Maverick #

    Dag nab it, back to Gilligan’s island, again.

    December 2, 2011 at 11:17 am
  53. Ed #

    When a Raiders fan goes from bad to worse….

    December 2, 2011 at 11:18 am
  54. Doug #

    But I rode in on one of Michael Brown’s Arabians!

    December 2, 2011 at 11:21 am
    • Bad, bad, bad….never owned one, never trained one, never showed one!

      December 2, 2011 at 11:33 am
  55. Michael #

    Police arrest perp after dusting for prints!!!

    December 2, 2011 at 11:21 am
  56. Edward #

    “Apastafarian Minister Mr. Needsaclue regrets that he will not make it to Friday nights instant noodle and beer pong revival.” (look up Apastafarian, it’s funny)

    December 2, 2011 at 11:22 am
  57. Mark Tobey #

    Son, I have great news for you: Not only could you be the next Lady Gaga if you ever make it out of jail, but also your new roommates are going to really really really like you. Feel the love, dude.

    December 2, 2011 at 11:23 am
  58. Michael Greening #

    Physically I may be part of the 99% but intellectually I’m sure I score much higher…

    December 2, 2011 at 11:24 am
  59. Derek #

    I thought Randi Rhodes lived in Florida?

    December 2, 2011 at 11:25 am
  60. “Yes, I’m here to see Mr. Gene Simmons…I’m the new “Tambourine Player” in KISS”

    December 2, 2011 at 11:27 am
  61. Edward #

    Apastafarian Minister Mr. Needsaclue regrets that he will not make it to Friday night’s instant noodle and beer pong revival. (Look up Apastafarian, it’s funny)

    December 2, 2011 at 11:27 am
  62. ESP #

    My girlfriend is a chimney sweep and she can’t keep her hands off of me, for obvious reasons.

    December 2, 2011 at 11:28 am
  63. Ty Moskal #

    “Officer, this is embarrassing, but I seem to have left my Manlier in the tent.

    December 2, 2011 at 11:30 am
  64. Ty Moskal #

    Manzier.

    December 2, 2011 at 11:32 am
  65. Andy #

    I am the anti-Tebow!!!!

    December 2, 2011 at 11:33 am
  66. Mark Tobey #

    Can’t a guy have ONE beer?!

    December 2, 2011 at 11:35 am
  67. Andrew #

    Protester Under the Influence of Peace Pipe Gets Arrested for Violence and Secures Reservation in Jail. Becomes Sitting Bull.

    December 2, 2011 at 11:45 am
  68. Derek #

    …”but I have the full support of the democrats in Washington!”

    December 2, 2011 at 11:50 am
  69. Alec #

    “Take your stinking paws off me…you damn dirty ape!”

    December 2, 2011 at 11:52 am
  70. Ken #

    Hi. I’m jobless and looking for some dignity…do you know of any non-profits I can volunteer for?

    December 2, 2011 at 11:57 am
  71. BK #

    During a serious cocaine binge, Mel Gibson is arrested during an attempt to “Return to the Thunder-Dome.”

    December 2, 2011 at 2:29 pm
  72. Scott #

    forget restless, The natives are getting arrested.

    December 2, 2011 at 8:40 pm
  73. Bob Z #

    Proof that Obama is behind OWS – “We can see his fingerprints”

    December 9, 2011 at 10:21 am
  74. PaulG #

    Sorry guys. I’m gonna hafta throw someone under the bus again. This Volt is outta juice. It’s not easy being green!

    December 9, 2011 at 10:29 am
  75. Larry #

    You can’t arrest me…I have to teach my class at Berkeley!

    December 9, 2011 at 11:11 am
  76. Kristi Jauken #

    Hey, I’m not one of those Occupy Nuts, I’m a Raiders Fan.

    December 9, 2011 at 11:21 am
  77. Ed Ortega #

    Dude, where is my manzier!

    December 9, 2011 at 11:24 am
  78. neal stewart #

    caption for picture: T S A will go after just anybody!

    December 9, 2011 at 11:31 am
  79. tim #

    “Hey…What happened to my manzier?”

    December 14, 2011 at 8:53 pm
  80. Guess every president needs a few elve’s to make themselves appear bigger and better. Its called diversion, a sort of magical trick.

    December 16, 2011 at 9:30 pm