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Friday’s Caption Contest

Here’s the picture for Friday’s Caption This Contest. I’m giving away a pair of tickets to Sunday’s Bronco’s/Bears game in Denver. And, considering we’re getting into the holidays, today’s picture is a little different, requiring some creative thinking on your part. So, either here or over on the KOA Facebook page, leave your best captions and we’ll announce the winner at 11:36 a.m.

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110 Responses to “Friday’s Caption Contest”

  1. Jeff #

    NO FOZZIE!! DON’T FOLLOW OBAMA OVER THE CLIFF!!

    December 9, 2011 at 9:23 am
    • Karen #

      At least this is a puppet government that has a direction!

      December 9, 2011 at 11:03 am
    • Karen #

      Time to go shopping for some people for Christmas!

      December 9, 2011 at 11:05 am
    • Karen #

      I’ve heard of a nanny state but this is ridiculous.

      December 9, 2011 at 11:09 am
    • James Pierce #

      Don’t pass the rest stop!!!!!!!!

      December 9, 2011 at 11:22 am
    • David Ragan #

      We off to see the wizard, the wonderful wizard of D.C. Because, because because, because, because: the wonderful pipeline that OBama seeks to veto.

      December 9, 2011 at 11:23 am
    • Paul Burke #

      So, ACORN has you guys going to vote in other states too?

      December 9, 2011 at 11:33 am
  2. Dave Swenson #

    Over the river and through the woods,
    to school for free lunch we go.
    And after the feed, we remount our steed,
    and return to wall street to for more.

    December 9, 2011 at 9:44 am
  3. scott austin #

    Time 9:06AM-
    “Crap, it’s Brown again…”

    December 9, 2011 at 9:52 am
  4. dan perkins #

    Who farted?

    December 9, 2011 at 9:53 am
  5. Russell Robertson #

    We drove all the way to Osawatomie for THAT?!

    December 9, 2011 at 9:55 am
  6. John Rolston #

    Congress finally gets to go on Christmas vacation!

    December 9, 2011 at 9:55 am
  7. Carl #

    I see it, I see it! It’ll be OK. If I keep the pedal to the metal we’ll jump the ditch.

    December 9, 2011 at 9:55 am
  8. Matt #

    Are you sure Ms. Piggy said to deliver these guns to Mexico?

    December 9, 2011 at 9:57 am
  9. Ruth DeCamp #

    Whee! Occupy Mile-High, here we come!

    December 9, 2011 at 9:58 am
  10. Gail Gravina #

    I thought we maybe we could swing by the hospital and viisit Mike Rosen. Who better than us can get him up to speed on current events?!

    December 9, 2011 at 9:58 am
  11. Mark #

    Kermit: Ya know… I’d feel a lot better if Fozzie could reach the pedals!

    Gonzo: We. Are. Going. To. Die.

    December 9, 2011 at 9:58 am
  12. How come we have to drive to Chicago to pick up Miss Piggy/

    December 9, 2011 at 10:00 am
  13. Kendal Unruh #

    “Kermit, are you sure about the requirements for being elected to a puppet government?”

    December 9, 2011 at 10:00 am
  14. Ryan #

    With both thumbs sticking straight up Fonzie Bear prepares to “Jump the Shark”, “Heeeeeeeeeey!”

    December 9, 2011 at 10:01 am
  15. d nicoll #

    (Thinking to themselves)
    Kermit* I shouldn’t have made that Cutler comment….
    Fony* I shouldn’t have told Kermit that Tebow is the antichrist….
    Gonzo* yummmmmm, chicken……

    December 9, 2011 at 10:02 am
  16. Lynn #

    As Fozzie and Kermit argue with the chicken about the age old question of what came first…Gonzo suddenly realizes his age old question is much more severe and immediate…”was that one wet or dry?”

    December 9, 2011 at 10:02 am
  17. Mark Grider #

    NO YOU CAN’T CHANGE THE SONG TO “FOZZIE THE RED NOSED BEAR”.

    December 9, 2011 at 10:03 am
  18. I told you guys we should have been listening to Rosen and Brown not the Main Street media propaganda. Look at us , we have been turned into cartoon characters with skulls full of mush on the road to nowhere!

    December 9, 2011 at 10:06 am
  19. NANCY #

    Obama can’t make us comeback to pass that bill if we are in Canada!!!! Can he Pelosi?

    December 9, 2011 at 10:06 am
  20. Are you sure we’ll get into the Broncos’ game for free wearing these costumes?

    December 9, 2011 at 10:06 am
  21. scott #

    Obama’s policy Czars head back to the white house on Christmas day.

    December 9, 2011 at 10:07 am
  22. Tony Grandinetti #

    KERMIT SEE WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU USE THAT TELEPROMPTER SO OFTEN

    December 9, 2011 at 10:08 am
  23. TOM #

    THERE IS NO WAY WE ALL SLEPT WITH NEWT GINGRICH!

    December 9, 2011 at 10:08 am
  24. Carl #

    No, that is another gas station. Keep your eyes open. We need a recharging station.

    December 9, 2011 at 10:08 am
  25. Kevin Wilson #

    You know, Kermit, when you see whats going on with America, our puppetteers aren’t so bad.

    December 9, 2011 at 10:09 am
  26. Michelle, where’s your mom, I thought she was with us is she sitting on the lawn chair on the roof?

    December 9, 2011 at 10:10 am
  27. Robert Houdeshell #

    Kermit: Hey guys, we’re all Socialists now!

    December 9, 2011 at 10:11 am
  28. Valerie Anderson #

    Do you think our disguises will get us over the border to California?

    December 9, 2011 at 10:12 am
  29. Robert Little #

    The newest slate of Republican presidential hopefuls head off to see the Trumpster.

    December 9, 2011 at 10:14 am
  30. Travis Ifland #

    Ok gang, we’ve gone 40 miles. It’s time to recharge.

    December 9, 2011 at 10:15 am
  31. R Moore #

    The Clear Channel executives decide to carpool to the KOA Christmas Party.

    December 9, 2011 at 10:16 am
  32. Dave Smith #

    More GOP hopefuls head to the Iowa Caucuses

    December 9, 2011 at 10:17 am
  33. Harry #

    Kermit, Please convince Fozzie that I can’t just go to the hospital today like Rosen did. I have “Obama-Care” and I can’t get in for another two months!

    December 9, 2011 at 10:17 am
  34. Robert Little #

    The latest slate of republican presidential hopefuls head for the ION debate with Donald Trump.

    December 9, 2011 at 10:18 am
  35. Hillary S #

    Inspired by the charity of the Christmas season, Ron Paul, John Hunstman, Michelle Bachman and Mitt Romney experience a change of heart and roadtrip it up to Iowa for the Trump debate.

    December 9, 2011 at 10:18 am
  36. Matt F #

    The awkward moment when they all realized where Jerry Sandusky tickled Elmo.

    December 9, 2011 at 10:20 am
  37. I hope we make it to the White House with the rest of the Cabinet for the tree lighting.

    December 9, 2011 at 10:21 am
  38. Ron Corey #

    Okay Kermit, we followed Miss Piggy and Mayor Hancock to this seedy motel. Now what?

    December 9, 2011 at 10:21 am
  39. Russell Robertson #

    Kermit, are you sure that was Janet Napolitano giving us pat downs?

    December 9, 2011 at 10:22 am
  40. Kathie #

    LOOK!!! It’s Miss Piggy, Kissing Santa Claus under the Miseltoe…Wait, it’s not Santa. IT’S Herman Cain !!!

    December 9, 2011 at 10:22 am
  41. Harry Hemingway #

    Hey Jay. Is this the same disguise you wore when you left Denver?

    December 9, 2011 at 10:23 am
  42. Eric #

    Kermit: Why am I the only one who has faith in Tim Tebow?

    December 9, 2011 at 10:26 am
  43. Shawn Lajcin #

    After attending another Denver Council meeting the gang decides to occupy the Argonaut for relief. Wocka, wocka, wocka!

    December 9, 2011 at 10:28 am
  44. Jonas Goldsmith #

    Being forced into the top tax bracket, the Muppets have finally had enough and relocate to Canada

    December 9, 2011 at 10:28 am
  45. Kathy Bell #

    “Dad, is it true that here in Illinois the Governor makes our license plates?”

    December 9, 2011 at 10:29 am
  46. Stubby Pringle #

    Hey Kermit…, pass me more Kool Aid….

    December 9, 2011 at 10:31 am
  47. Ron #

    Kermit: “Hey Fozzie, I think we should trade this gas guzzler in on a Volt.”
    Fozzie: “No way Kermit! We’d have to soak ourselves in flame retardant.”
    Kermit: “It’s not easy being green.”

    December 9, 2011 at 10:32 am
  48. CAPTION:
    KERMIT – SINCE WE’RE DRIVING THROUGH DENVER, WE SHOULD MAKE A PIT STOP AND SEE MISS PIGGY AT DENVER PLAYERS.

    FOZZIE – KERMIT. SHE HAD TO CHANGE THE BUSINESS TO THE SUGAR HOUSE.

    GONZO – DUDE….MAYBE WE WILL SEE THE MAYOR AND I CAN GET MY BATH ROBE BACK.

    December 9, 2011 at 10:32 am
  49. Christine #

    Out of gas…now what? None of us are wearing any pance!

    December 9, 2011 at 10:33 am
  50. Frank #

    Chicago fans driving home after observing Tebow & the Broncos knock the stuffing out of the Bears

    December 9, 2011 at 10:45 am
  51. Josh Kanen #

    Carpooling without Mike Rosen is soooooo boring.

    December 9, 2011 at 10:46 am
  52. karlos #

    Driving While Naked isn’t just illegal, it’s wrong.

    December 9, 2011 at 10:46 am
  53. Augie Velasquez #

    Fozzie: So Kermit, explain this Cash For Clunkers thing again…

    Kermit: Never mind that. When we’re done you’ll all be as green as me.

    December 9, 2011 at 10:46 am
  54. Ken Hume #

    Ike was said to be “The Captain of the Great Ship of State”. How are Obama, Biden and Reed viewed?

    December 9, 2011 at 10:47 am
  55. Samuel Adams #

    “Take the next Left and the ‘Land of Misfit Toys’ will be the only Castle on the Right! And, NO! It’s not the same as the Democratic National Party Headquaters!”

    December 9, 2011 at 10:47 am
  56. tom menefee #

    We knew the Broncos would make it to the Playoffs!

    December 9, 2011 at 10:48 am
  57. Tom #

    I’ve been green all my life, Fozzy relieves himself in the woods, and Gonzo’s political intellect rivals Obama’s…those occupy Denver people are gonna LOVE us!

    December 9, 2011 at 10:49 am
  58. Ed Hanson #

    Heard from Gonzo in the back seat;

    “In these tough times, we all thought it was a good idea to invite you for Christmas dinner.”

    December 9, 2011 at 10:49 am
  59. jeff c #

    That budget stuff is hard!! Are you sure a trillion is less than a million.

    December 9, 2011 at 10:50 am
  60. Joe #

    The Hangover III

    December 9, 2011 at 10:50 am
  61. karlos #

    Celebrities head to the Occupy Sesame Street rally.

    December 9, 2011 at 10:51 am
  62. Rees #

    Ahhh… Free wheel’in puppets, aren’t we all.

    December 9, 2011 at 10:52 am
  63. Bob Z #

    Obamas economic advisory team, “Step on it!! we’re late again you know he can’t make a desicision without us”

    December 9, 2011 at 10:53 am
  64. myrtle grudin #

    We know the Broncos are going to massacre the Bears today!

    December 9, 2011 at 10:53 am
  65. Kevin McC #

    Kermit: Boy, Fozzie…this new Chevy Volt sure is roomy.

    Fozzie: Yep, we’re saving the planet too!

    Gonzo: Anyone smell that? Is something burning???

    All: AHHHHHHHH!

    December 9, 2011 at 10:53 am
  66. Wally Unruh #

    “Kermit, are you sure about the applicant requirements for a George Soros puppet government?

    December 9, 2011 at 10:56 am
  67. Kevin H #

    Hey Kermit, what will the media criticize Tebow about after he wins a super bowl?

    December 9, 2011 at 10:57 am
  68. Bob #

    Brian Urlacher (driving), Jay Cutler, Chris Tillman and Matt Forte miss the Bear’s team bus so decide to drive together to the Bronco’s game.

    December 9, 2011 at 10:59 am
  69. Marianne #

    ‘Da Bears don’t stand a chance against our Broncos today!

    December 9, 2011 at 11:00 am
  70. Jeremy Breaux #

    “Oh great. Another Friday morning without Mike Rosen.”

    December 9, 2011 at 11:00 am
  71. Sarah #

    As they pass the Occupy Denver protestors, Kermit says under his breath slowly “Just smile and pretend like you don’t see them……”

    December 9, 2011 at 11:02 am
  72. Rob #

    Christmas card to the American people from the Obama administration.
    “We’ve decided to move the puppets out a year early. Merry Christmas and Happy New Year!!”

    December 9, 2011 at 11:03 am
  73. Jeri #

    BRONCOS RULE, Bears DROOL! !!

    December 9, 2011 at 11:04 am
  74. Henry Noble #

    The crack MSNBC news team rushes to cover another President Obama speech.

    December 9, 2011 at 11:06 am
  75. Luci #

    Someone check if we have enough beer for the game!

    December 9, 2011 at 11:08 am
  76. Larry Benac #

    As soon as we get off air at noon, we’re going to the KOA Christmas party.

    December 9, 2011 at 11:09 am
  77. Ray #

    Hi Ho Kermit! It was good to hear Mr. Hold Button in reverse. That was a close call. Hope there is smooth sailing from here on out.

    December 9, 2011 at 11:09 am
  78. Ryan E #

    (from left to right: Obama (Kermit), Harry Reid (Gonzo), Nancy Pelosi (Chicken), Eric Holder (Fonzie))

    Reid (Gonzo): “Are you sure you know where you’re going? We’re driving so fast and furious we can’t tell which direction the wind is blowing anymore!”

    December 9, 2011 at 11:11 am
  79. Borman #

    The Broncos? Can you say SUPERBOWL?

    December 9, 2011 at 11:11 am
  80. Bruce Baldwin #

    A Progressive’s wet dream…….a car-pool…. with multi-cultural, racially diverse, sustainable and renewable, socially tollerant and accepting group of recycleable characters…….but are they driving a hybrid?

    December 9, 2011 at 11:14 am
  81. Larry #

    How come us Czars don’t get to ride in the bus with Barry?

    December 9, 2011 at 11:14 am
  82. Maverick #

    Birds of a Big Government feather flock together– and look out for each other. A George Soros Loaner mobile?

    December 9, 2011 at 11:16 am
  83. Awkward silence after the group discovers Miss Piggy is not a “miss” after all

    December 9, 2011 at 11:17 am
  84. Greg #

    Gonzo: “Hey, guys. Who was supposed to INSTALL THE WIPERS?!”
    Kermit: “What? You think I’m a 1%’er? I can’t afford them!”

    December 9, 2011 at 11:17 am
  85. June #

    Our boy Tebow will pull out another win today!

    December 9, 2011 at 11:18 am
  86. pcamper #

    Da Bears head home from their encounter with the Broncos on Sunday. Sorry, Caleb, Lovie took the Jet.

    December 9, 2011 at 11:18 am
  87. Kirmet: Drive safely as long as we get there by the 4th quarter we won’t miss Tebow’s comeback !

    December 9, 2011 at 11:18 am
  88. Kendal #

    “Fozzie, you can’t be serious you’re surprised Bert and Ernie lobbied for the repeal of the “Don’t ask, don’t tell” policy?”

    December 9, 2011 at 11:19 am
  89. Brian #

    Puppet?!? Who you callin’ a puppet? No one else thinks or speaks for me. I’m a Liberal Democrat.

    December 9, 2011 at 11:21 am
  90. The gang on their way to the Muppet Puppet Summit

    December 9, 2011 at 11:24 am
  91. tina anderson #

    why is everyone trying to be green? Doesn’t anyone listen? “It ain’t easy being green”.

    December 9, 2011 at 11:25 am
  92. Kendal #

    “I admit I never thought to tell Cookie monster there wouldn’t really be cookies at a Tea Party”.

    December 9, 2011 at 11:27 am
  93. wayne luckey #

    why are’nt we moving fozzie. its an all electric car and forgot to plug it in.
    better call xcel energy

    December 9, 2011 at 11:28 am
  94. Matt Brown #

    Let’s find Jay Cutler’s thumb, so Von Miller can show him…
    Wee go Broncos!

    December 9, 2011 at 11:29 am
  95. Chuck Hoyt #

    Harry Reid needs his teleprompter

    December 9, 2011 at 11:29 am
  96. John M #

    I can’t wait to see Barry Obama at our Harvard Class Reunion, I think we are the only one’s who remember him!

    December 9, 2011 at 11:29 am
  97. David #

    The bacon commercial caused an awkward silence that Kermit deeply resented.

    December 9, 2011 at 11:31 am
  98. NIck #

    Let’s get the hell out of here!!! ” Whose bright idea was it to go Tebowing at The Civic Center ?? “I guess he isn’t one of the 99 percenters, wow how intolerant.”

    December 9, 2011 at 11:33 am
  99. Greg #

    Hey Fozzie. It IS easy being GREEN! Even in a RED state like Colorado! Thanks Barack!

    December 9, 2011 at 11:34 am
  100. Wade #

    I thought you weren’t supposed to drive bearfoot.

    December 9, 2011 at 11:34 am
  101. David Colt #

    Kermit deeply resented the awkward silence that followed the bacon commercial.

    December 9, 2011 at 11:34 am
  102. Dave #

    GONZO: Thanks for inviting us to tailgate with you. I see you’ve got the grill and the beer, but you didn’t bring anything to put on the grill…. Oh, No, Nooooo!

    December 9, 2011 at 11:38 am
  103. Tony #

    I know how you fell Michelle, but you know how they are, Since Harry and Nancy got Obamacare pushed through, Harry thinks he should always drive and Nancy thinks she should be allowed to ride shotgun.

    December 12, 2011 at 1:18 am