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Friday Night’s Caption This Contest

It’s Friday Night In the Big Town everybody, so time for another Caption This Contest. Here’s tonight’s photograph. Because it’s Christmastime (actually, because we have three sets of these gifts, but we’ll say it’s because it’s Christmas) we’re going to select three winners tonight, and each winner will receive a four(4) cd set by the #1 selling Christmas Artist – Mannheim Steamroller and a canister of their favorite cinnamon hot chocolate! We’ll post the photograph over at http://brown.850koa.com and you can leave comments there, too. Have fun!

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21 Responses to “Friday Night’s Caption This Contest”

  1. David Ferling #

    “Yes, Little people we are for you, even if we have put you out of work.”

    December 16, 2011 at 7:10 pm
    • Eric Cotton #

      Little people…”so lets get this straight, you want us to tell Santa that we are poor, under-insured, deserve better benefits, and if we don’t you are going to send the IRS to confiscate all the Christmas gifts?”

      December 16, 2011 at 9:31 pm
    • Eric Cotton #


      Yes Little People…if you don’t do as you are told, my daughter will eat you

      Barac and I want the location of Santa’s income and earnings for his corporation, his donors and we definitely want to know if he is a Republican

      December 16, 2011 at 9:35 pm
  2. Carol Rykiel #

    Wow, Mr President! Those cigarettes stunted our growth but you grew up nice and tall!

    December 16, 2011 at 7:15 pm
  3. Jim AKers #

    Dorthy, the cowardly lion, the scarecrow and the tin man (label as you wish), meet the little people of OZ before heading down the yellow brick road to re-election.

    December 16, 2011 at 7:16 pm
  4. Roy Beaufoy #

    … And as the chief promoter for “Alcohol For Elves” you can count on the support of the Red Publican Party.

    December 16, 2011 at 7:23 pm
  5. Mark #

    We’re from the north pole…we hear you guys give more stuff away than we do!

    December 16, 2011 at 7:28 pm
  6. It’s been three years and these guys are still looking for work. Time to extend a ‘little” more benefits.

    December 16, 2011 at 7:29 pm
  7. Seriously, tell me how you give away stuff every year. How do you fund it?

    December 16, 2011 at 7:32 pm
  8. Michael Keller #

    Look, Barry this elf has a nose almost as long as yours. I wonder how many lies he told this past year ?!!!

    December 16, 2011 at 7:45 pm
  9. DB Hedrick #

    Michelle – Talk to ‘em – My teleprompter is on the other side of the tree and I am not in touch with anyone expecting immediate results.

    December 16, 2011 at 7:50 pm
  10. meesterbig #

    How a green fashion designer can make any woman udderly voluptuous!

    December 16, 2011 at 8:07 pm
  11. Ray #

    Now that’s what I call bipartisanship!

    December 16, 2011 at 8:18 pm
    • meesterbig #

      …. in an remarkably uplifting way.

      December 16, 2011 at 9:20 pm
  12. Janice Herron #

    All of us elves are going to ask Santa to bring your family clothes that fit…………the first family looks like their clothes shrunk in the dryer.

    December 16, 2011 at 8:28 pm
  13. Ted Calvert #

    Daddy, I didn’t know you had an affair with Mrs. Clause! Your kids are soooo cute!

    December 16, 2011 at 8:44 pm
  14. Doug Elliott #

    Thats right kids, eat like the first lady,and you will grow up to be big and tall, er, well big anyway!

    December 16, 2011 at 8:49 pm
  15. Trefor Roberts #

    Here you go nice little People, Take these food stamps back to all your little Elfie friends at the North Pole and remember to vote for Obama! Eric Holder won’t prosecute voter fraud.

    December 16, 2011 at 8:58 pm
  16. Neelee Smith #

    We just waitin’ in line for the “Obama Stash.”

    December 16, 2011 at 9:12 pm
  17. “We can’t afford to go to Hawaii this Christmas” said the elves.

    December 17, 2011 at 6:57 am
  18. Don Ullstam #

    I’m holding your gift below my belt for a reason. SUPRISE!

    January 3, 2012 at 12:27 pm