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Friday’s Caption Contest

Here is the photograph for today’s caption contest. The winner of today’s best caption wins two tickets to the Broncos/Jets game on November 17th. You can post your captions here or on the 850KOA Facebook page. We’ll announce the winner at 11:36 a.m. on today’s show. Have fun!

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113 Responses to “Friday’s Caption Contest”

  1. Val #

    “My office, noon and this time don’t bring your dentures.”

    November 4, 2011 at 8:51 am
    • Kent Stanley #

      “Wow, I really can see out the other ear! You officially pass the final test to be on the white house executive committee..”

      November 4, 2011 at 9:54 am
    • Lee Martucci #

      Is this what Mike Tyson did?

      November 4, 2011 at 10:31 am
    • Richard Taylor #

      Honey, my ears aren’t the only thing that’s big !!

      November 4, 2011 at 11:09 am
    • krishnan ramaswamy #

      Oops! Are we n Floridia? Hugging policy is only for kids?

      November 4, 2011 at 11:28 am
  2. Wendy Sparks #

    “I vaunt to trink your blood! I’ve sucked everyone else in the country dry so it’s just you and me, Sweet Cheeks.”

    November 4, 2011 at 9:01 am
    • It’s ok to speak now, Brownie just stepped out to the bathroom

      November 4, 2011 at 11:07 am
  3. Tiffani Stetson #

    Oh Mr President!

    November 4, 2011 at 9:04 am
  4. Ed #

    “Your Lewinski dress for Halloween was amazing… Make sure you wash it twice.”

    November 4, 2011 at 9:11 am
  5. brian #

    What’s that perfume your wearing? Its called socialism

    November 4, 2011 at 9:13 am
  6. B #

    “I vant to suck your blood, er, I mean embalming fluid.”

    November 4, 2011 at 9:15 am
  7. Gary Roberts #

    I go crazy everytime you put your tongue in my ear. You realize we’re both going to be out of work soon.

    November 4, 2011 at 9:16 am
  8. Khela #

    “What if the hokey pokey IS what it’s really all about?”

    November 4, 2011 at 9:19 am
  9. Eric Atencio #

    Keeping up with the “Cain”

    November 4, 2011 at 9:19 am
  10. Doogie #

    AAAHhhhhh!!! physical contact!! Hmmm, can I litigate this? World domination is one step closer! If only it was Herman Cain!

    November 4, 2011 at 9:20 am
  11. Josh #

    Don’t smile like that! They’ll know that I don’t have my teleprompter!

    November 4, 2011 at 9:21 am
  12. Greg #

    “mmmm…is that new car smell you have on”

    November 4, 2011 at 9:22 am
  13. JOHN #

    “Nancy, what is that perfume?’
    “Barry, it’s my own creation, ‘UNBRIDLED IGNORANCE’.”

    November 4, 2011 at 9:22 am
  14. Larry Benac #

    Did you hear the joke about the community activist who was elected president?

    November 4, 2011 at 9:28 am
  15. Greg #

    You feel how smooth that shave is? And I guess Gilette is practically GIVING these razors away!

    November 4, 2011 at 9:35 am
  16. JB York #

    “Nancy, are you sure you wanted a waiver from Obamacare?”

    November 4, 2011 at 9:36 am
  17. Mark #

    I gotta know, Nancy… How many Ps in “incompetent”?

    November 4, 2011 at 9:36 am
    • Kel #

      You wouldn’t believe how big my stimulus package is!

      November 4, 2011 at 9:46 am
      • Bob #

        Good one Kel!

        November 4, 2011 at 10:43 am
  18. Marty #

    What happened to your ear?
    It’s behind my head now!

    November 4, 2011 at 9:43 am
  19. Lon Henderson #

    Oh, Mr. President, now I understand Obamacare!

    November 4, 2011 at 9:47 am
  20. Oh wow! You’ve had so many face lifts your ear has moved all the way to the back of your head.

    November 4, 2011 at 9:47 am
  21. Willie #

    I love it when you check to see if I’m going commando…..

    November 4, 2011 at 9:48 am
  22. Will #

    Do you like my jobs package?

    November 4, 2011 at 9:52 am
  23. Frank #

    I sure would like to give everybody looking the finger but…………………………………

    November 4, 2011 at 9:53 am
  24. brett #

    Why didn’t you tell me approval ratings were so important for us to stay employed?

    November 4, 2011 at 9:55 am
  25. President Obama’s latest stimulus package appears to be effective

    November 4, 2011 at 9:55 am
  26. Jason Kjellson #

    Smile if you recently had a facelift.

    November 4, 2011 at 9:57 am
  27. Rick T. #

    “Easy, there Barry. 500 million Americans are watching.”

    November 4, 2011 at 9:57 am
  28. “It’s ok, Nance,…I’ve got your face hooked back into place.”

    November 4, 2011 at 9:58 am
  29. Brian #

    Look at us.. a witch and crooked politician and it isn’t even Halloween anymore.

    November 4, 2011 at 9:59 am
  30. Michelle #

    You know…. you can still get a refund on that costume.

    November 4, 2011 at 9:59 am
  31. Georgann S. #

    So that’s what Botox smells like!

    November 4, 2011 at 10:01 am
  32. Non-Unions ARE The Axis of Evil, BABY

    November 4, 2011 at 10:07 am
  33. Barry #

    Yeah Nancy, that wa a great idea to just put a zipper back there for future face adjustments…..I think I can count that as another saved job!

    November 4, 2011 at 10:07 am
  34. Spencer Arias #

    Do you think we can screw them out of another 4 years?

    November 4, 2011 at 10:11 am
  35. Jim M #

    I hear you want to rescind that confidentiality agreement you signed regarding the private meeting we had in the oval office.

    November 4, 2011 at 10:12 am
  36. John B. #

    How does a bill become a law again?

    November 4, 2011 at 10:12 am
  37. tom pitz #

    Can we phone a friend?

    November 4, 2011 at 10:13 am
  38. karlos #

    ¡Sí, se puede!

    November 4, 2011 at 10:14 am
  39. Ted #

    Realy? We have to pass it to find out what is in it?

    November 4, 2011 at 10:14 am
  40. Stephen Gilmartin #

    “Mine’s Bigger than Cain’s”

    November 4, 2011 at 10:15 am
  41. Henry Noble #

    Pass the bill Honey, or I will campaign in your district.

    November 4, 2011 at 10:17 am
  42. Shawna #

    “Non-Unions ARE The Axis of Evil, Baby”

    “You are smarter than me. So I must suck out what little gray mater there is”

    November 4, 2011 at 10:17 am
  43. Ted #

    Really? We have to pass it to find our what is in it?

    November 4, 2011 at 10:19 am
  44. Doug V. #

    Call you spell United Football League bailout?

    November 4, 2011 at 10:20 am
  45. Marlin #

    Can you believe we still have a shot at winning the 2012 election? How stupid are these people?

    November 4, 2011 at 10:23 am
  46. I left my transperancy in San Francisco!

    November 4, 2011 at 10:30 am
  47. Adam #

    Don’t worry, baby, Harry Reid won’t be home for another twenty minutes

    November 4, 2011 at 10:33 am
  48. Bob #

    Got a light? Michelle is making me eat tofu salad for dinner again tonight.

    November 4, 2011 at 10:34 am
  49. Chris #

    Don’t worry Nancy we got them right where we want them

    November 4, 2011 at 10:36 am
  50. MJS #

    In this pre-op picture, we can see the socialist tumor the President must have removed before the 2012 campaign season begins.

    November 4, 2011 at 10:36 am
  51. Paul #

    Um. Did you forget your deodorant today?

    November 4, 2011 at 10:39 am
  52. Pat #

    Right Now!

    November 4, 2011 at 10:41 am
  53. Chad H #

    HELLO…..Hello……..hello …….ECHO…..Echo…….echo…..

    November 4, 2011 at 10:45 am
    • Gus #

      Not now “O” hes taking our picture!!!

      November 4, 2011 at 10:56 am
  54. Ed #

    Whisper from Polosi: Funny…this feels just like kissing your ass.

    November 4, 2011 at 10:45 am
  55. McGovern72 #

    ‘Nanc’…..i just have to get the name of your stylist/color specialist!

    November 4, 2011 at 10:46 am
  56. Dan #

    Summit Entertainment Announces New Cast Line-Up for Twilight 5: Midnight In America

    November 4, 2011 at 10:46 am
  57. McGovern72 #

    Okay, i will have Biden standing at the corner of K Street and Pennsylvania Ave at 3am tomorrow morning – please please tell me that you can ‘get er done’!

    November 4, 2011 at 10:48 am
  58. Carolyn Lawson #

    Ooooh Obama, not here!!!

    November 4, 2011 at 10:50 am
  59. Patrick #

    Oh Hussein! Stick it in!

    November 4, 2011 at 10:51 am
  60. nancy #

    Why don’t we go back to my office, put on some Barry White, you slip into some tight leather, we will melt some milk chocolate, bath in it, then roll in some chopped nuts….after that we can do the Monica Luwinski!

    November 4, 2011 at 10:51 am
  61. patricia #

    Nancy you really need to let me give you the name of the gal that waxes my uppper lip and legs.

    November 4, 2011 at 10:51 am
  62. Steve #

    Superglue!! I thought you said you only used Botox!

    November 4, 2011 at 10:52 am
  63. Patrick #

    Oh Hussein! What a nice wet one!

    November 4, 2011 at 10:53 am
  64. Carol #

    Pass the healthcare plan and your next facelift is on us.

    November 4, 2011 at 10:54 am
  65. Hey! sweet Nancy P. how do you like my “shovel ready jobs package”???

    November 4, 2011 at 10:56 am
  66. David #

    Mr.President, what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.

    November 4, 2011 at 10:56 am
  67. Todd Town #

    Nancy why are they singing “welcome back carter”

    November 4, 2011 at 10:56 am
  68. Tim #

    CU Buffs may get a win tonight……..

    November 4, 2011 at 10:57 am
    • Tim #

      Pelosi: their odds are as good as yours

      November 4, 2011 at 11:12 am
  69. Jan #

    Princess Pelosi: “Help me, Obama-Wan. You’re my only hope!”

    November 4, 2011 at 10:58 am
  70. Chad #

    You know, my Mexican marriage license expires soon.

    November 4, 2011 at 11:01 am
  71. Scott #

    “Come on baby, just go with it. It’s only a two year marriage license. It can’t go any worse than my presidency.”

    November 4, 2011 at 11:01 am
  72. Doug Hale #

    Mr. President, what is your hand doing in MY pocket?

    November 4, 2011 at 11:01 am
  73. Joe #

    We could always start selling stuff on eBay.

    November 4, 2011 at 11:02 am
  74. Richard #

    jobs bill be damned, get your tongue out of my ear.

    November 4, 2011 at 11:03 am
  75. Todd #

    I admit my jobs bill was full of B.S. but tell Joe to stop oinking and moooing every time i say “shovel ready”!

    November 4, 2011 at 11:05 am
  76. How about that sweet Nancy!!!! Sarah Palin has asked me to show my “Cahonies”!!!!

    November 4, 2011 at 11:06 am
  77. jill white #

    OH Nancy, ” i swear i voted for you to be on the super committee”,

    November 4, 2011 at 11:08 am
  78. Ryan #

    Oh Nancy, you do know I’m half white…

    November 4, 2011 at 11:09 am
  79. Brian #

    Yes, I am happy to see you and this is a roll of ‘change’ in my pocket.

    November 4, 2011 at 11:10 am
  80. Richard McGuire #

    What are we telling them TODAY?

    November 4, 2011 at 11:10 am
  81. “Hey Babe, how about you, me, and a two-year marriage license from Mexico?”

    November 4, 2011 at 11:11 am
  82. Molly #

    You know what I’D like to occupy tonight?

    November 4, 2011 at 11:12 am
  83. Bernie #

    Whooly Smokes! Biden just farted

    November 4, 2011 at 11:12 am
  84. (I hope my base really appreciates me pretending to like her.)

    November 4, 2011 at 11:13 am
  85. Hank the Tank #

    MMmmmmmm Nancy! You smell delightfully revolutionary with the rank of Occupy Wall Street dirty hippie!

    November 4, 2011 at 11:16 am
  86. David #

    See, I told you, two heads are worse than one.

    November 4, 2011 at 11:18 am
  87. Jeffery Gay #

    Just tell them that unemployment would have been 15%!

    November 4, 2011 at 11:18 am
  88. Curtis Smith #

    Oh! Brack; let’s join the “mile-hi club” on Air Force 1!

    November 4, 2011 at 11:22 am
  89. al #

    Mr Obama….Thats NOT where I told you to kiss me.

    November 4, 2011 at 11:22 am
  90. Gary #

    Would you like to see my new “stimulus” package?

    November 4, 2011 at 11:22 am
  91. Dominic West #

    Only one more year and I am OUT OF HERE

    November 4, 2011 at 11:23 am
  92. Curt A #

    Want a taxi ride back to my hotel?

    November 4, 2011 at 11:26 am
  93. John #

    From the 1985 movie Cocoon…

    “Whoa, that’ll make your ol’ ball sack shrivel up.”

    November 4, 2011 at 11:27 am
  94. Travis Garcia #

    Nancy:Tell me that joke again! You know the one about the Socialistic healthcare society that you are turning us into!

    Barak: If you’re an American when you go in to a bathroom, and you’re an American when you come out of the bathroom. What are you when you are in the bathroom?

    ……………..European!

    November 4, 2011 at 11:27 am
    • john schulz #

      in your dreams

      November 6, 2011 at 6:23 pm
  95. Jeff Domingues #

    “To the left, Mr. President, more to the left.”

    November 4, 2011 at 11:29 am
    • Josepph Fioeini #

      good

      November 5, 2011 at 9:43 am
  96. Rob martin #

    This is worse than anythiing I’ve ever expierenced in San Francisco

    November 4, 2011 at 11:30 am
  97. Virginia G #

    OH Bama!!! You kiss like Tebow plays. Mm Mm Good!

    November 4, 2011 at 11:32 am
  98. kelly #

    I just though of a new job we can create.

    November 4, 2011 at 11:41 am
  99. Ben #

    SuperGlue really DOES work!

    November 4, 2011 at 12:02 pm
  100. Josepph Fioeini #

    “Oh what a feeling…we’ll be dancing on the ‘Debt Ceiling’.”

    November 5, 2011 at 9:43 am
  101. Doug #

    “Barry, is that your hand on my ass?”

    November 7, 2011 at 8:27 pm
  102. Steve F #

    “Barry! Is that a tax hike in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”

    November 8, 2011 at 2:50 pm